5% of Americans say they have been naked at the beach. The other 95% say they are afraid to go because they've seen what the 5% look like............ Read more
We just can't cope with the hot weather in Britain. School sports day called off due to lack of shade on sports field and the likelihood children would suffer from exhaustion............ Read more
The royal water has broken. I repeat, the royal water has broken. This is not a drill. Please report to your station and freak the fark out............. Read more
"By the third time...I was like, you know, this is gratuitous. I do not need to see any more mayonnaise enemas for the rest of my lifetime"........... Read more
Monday is a working day Tuesday is a finger day Wednesday is an "ahhh" day Thursday is a farking day Friday is a drinking day Saturday's a rugby day. It's the Super Rugby playoffs. Is everybody happy? ......... Read more
